Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I cockslap morals
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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