like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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I need water and some morals
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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