I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Im part way to drunk.
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