there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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