When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
God gave him joint rollers for hands
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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