carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
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we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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