You're completely useless in the revolution.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
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I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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