Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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