So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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