WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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