a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
she looked like the before picture.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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