He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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