WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
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I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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