Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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