This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
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i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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