My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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