Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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