Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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