ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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