some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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