Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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