I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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