We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
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It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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