Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Vodka?
Forever.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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