who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
And then he peed in my hair
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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