I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
how does that bad decision feel?
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