do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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