YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
