My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
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I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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