brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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