Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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