What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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