duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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