Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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