I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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