dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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