dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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