Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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