why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
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Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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