doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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