wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
sarcasm needs its own font
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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