Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
this just has baby written all over it
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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