She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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