Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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