You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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