wakey wakey hands off snakey
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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