i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
that's an acceptable place to lick
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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