i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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