DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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