accomplished twins. life is a go
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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