I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
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so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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