About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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